18 9 / 2014

falloutboyonboy:

these are what my headcanons are and you cant stop me mom

18 9 / 2014

roachpatrol:

aquilldeferred:

vergess:

terrachu:

terrachu:

If Eridan smoked pot
He’d be the prince of dope

If Eridan took a shower
Prince of Soap

Eridan fact-checks
Prince of Snopes

Eridan buys neutral drapes
Prince of Taupe

Eridan gets into bondage

Prince of Rope

18 9 / 2014

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via short-haired-adult)

18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

websandwhiskers:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

brb-reclaiming-erebor:

 (via buckysexual)

that guy is pissing his pants over that smile this kind of fear is what i aspire to inspire

One of the things I love about Natasha (and specifically, Scarlett Johansson’s Natasha) is her onion-like layers.

This is Natasha playing a role (sarcastically stereotypical flirt) within a role (assassin who is there to overpower you physically) within a role (spy for Nick fury) that she is ultimately playing for her own ends (to regain some identity and balance out the harm she’s done in the world) … which may or may not consist of a somewhat wobbly baby stork sort of idealism, which is part of what she’s trying to figure out.  But, also, distracts the dude long enough for her to get that hit in.  Amusing yet functional.  She is always on stage, and even if in the end, she is her only audience, she’s still going to put on a flawless show.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via afigureofspeech)

18 9 / 2014

puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

(Source: forgetaboutcait, via mercy-over-justice)

18 9 / 2014

jaamatane:

So apparently Australian Olympic swimmers Eamon Sullivan and Andrew Lauterstein appeared in FreeES 12.And guess what…
They both swim Free(style)

jaamatane:

So apparently Australian Olympic swimmers Eamon Sullivan and Andrew Lauterstein appeared in FreeES 12.

And guess what…

They both swim Free(style)

(via mercy-over-justice)

18 9 / 2014

thecondesce:

atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

I NEED THIS

(Source: justbriann, via mercy-over-justice)

18 9 / 2014

bevismusson:

gailsimone:

iliaora:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

Sports Editor at The Nation, Dave Zirin

Wow.

DAMN.

Very well put.

(via beeftony)

18 9 / 2014

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

(via mercy-over-justice)