You’re in the film with Natalie Portman. You’re 6.3, she’s 5.3 and I’m curious because you can’t tell when you watch the movie, but are there special effects ?!
THEY BUILT A RAMP.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
*reblogs for later reference*
So today is my 19th birthday and my parents have been super secretive about my cake for like a week. Turns out they searched through months worth of NightValeRadio tweets to find a birthday related one for my cake. And the people at the cake place had absolutely no idea what it was referring to and still have no clue what the design was all about.
THATS GOOD PARENTING RIGHT THERE
even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to tell you to shut your whore mouth, but then you made me laugh.
"grades don’t matter!" DON’T SAY GRADES DON’T MATTER THAT’S ALL I HAVE GOING FOR ME
How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
What finals season approaching looks like
black wave of DEATH
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